... but I got out of it by selling my soul to Satan. On the way to teach I was stopped by the police for not displaying my lisence plate; it had been knocked off and it can't be put back on without replacing the bumper. I couldn't afford the hassle of losing my lisence and paying a fine, but the policeman took it anyway and gave me a ticket, while he acted like a big shot and accused me of pretending not to know any Thai.

I knew the Chidchob name has some weight, so when I got to their house I told them about the incident and a few strings were pulled. I got my lisence back within a couple of hours and I didn't have to pay the fine.

I feel dirty :P .